In the list of funny quotes below, you’ll find a variety of ... I mean, it’s not crazy to think I can’t live to 245, maybe 300.” — Ricky Bobby, “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky ...

Doubting? Sample the following latest funny quotes attributed to the Zimbabwean president. “In Africa, the only warning they take seriously is ‘low battery’.” “Zimbabweans, let us ...