To the most incredible girlfriend there is, happy birthday! Wakey, wakey, b-day queen! Or, honestly, sleep in if that's what you're feeling. It's your day, babe. Good morning, birthday girl! Coffee ...

However, it's natural for your brain to glitch when it's time to put your undying adoration for your other half into a succinct caption/card message/IG story text. And that's why I compiled this list, ...