It’s all about the feeling. 5. "I miss the way you make me feel like the most important person in the world." Aww, that’s so adorable, right? 6. "The days are long, but my love for you makes ...

Missing you is just like blinking — it’s an automatic response! I miss you like an idiot misses the point! I miss you like I miss my phone whenever I forget to take it with me to the toilet!