a “Merry Christmas” gift card, and an Advent calendar fool you — Starbucks is clearly The Devil’s Coffee, and you have every right to be this upset. That is, of course, if you are an ...

“Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas,” Giuliani says as St. Nick. “What would you like for Christmas, darling?” “Rudy Coffee,” she replies. “Not diamonds, not a necklace?” Giuliani says.

This holiday season at Magic Kingdom (both during the day and during Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party) there's a special Joffrey's cold brew coffee available at Cheshire Cafe in Fantasyland and ...